Capello rewards Davies toil

After a couple of blogs of tiresome tedious yawnworthy anonymity unworthy of the great man, McNumpty’s blogs are once again beginning to express their essential McNumptyness. Here’s to the Great McNumpty in the Sky mmwwwhahahaha ...

What kind of toil has Davies put in, Phil?
-Honest toil.

Not JUST honest toil though, is it?
-No it’s also long toil. Honest and long toil. That kind of toil. Longer toil than anyone else. Their toil is short toil. Far too short. Davies honest toil is much longer.

What did he do with the England squad, once upon a time?
-He flirted with it. The minx.

What did Heskeys absence do to the gap in the team?
-Left it vacant. Nothing worse than a vacant gap. I like gaps to be filled. So they’re not gaps.

What are the snipers who have trained their sights doing that might make them miss?
-They have raised eyebrows.


Verdict

Not much ammunition er I mean er er substance this time round, but getting there.

3/10