Capello rewards Davies toil
After a couple of blogs of tiresome tedious yawnworthy anonymity unworthy of the great man, McNumpty’s blogs are once again beginning to express their essential McNumptyness. Here’s to the Great McNumpty in the Sky mmwwwhahahaha ...
What kind of toil has Davies put in, Phil?
-Honest toil.
Not JUST honest toil though, is it?
-No it’s also long toil. Honest and long toil. That kind of toil. Longer toil than anyone else. Their toil is short toil. Far too short. Davies honest toil is much longer.
What did he do with the England squad, once upon a time?
-He flirted with it. The minx.
What did Heskeys absence do to the gap in the team?
-Left it vacant. Nothing worse than a vacant gap. I like gaps to be filled. So they’re not gaps.
What are the snipers who have trained their sights doing that might make them miss?
-They have raised eyebrows.
Verdict
Not much ammunition er I mean er er substance this time round, but getting there.
3/10
I think we have to start looking for the hidden meaning in the great man's headlines. This one seems to be...
ReplyDeleteA Decapitalised Roller Vows
or, what terror lies ahead for Davies from the McWitches curse...Macbeth. "Double, double toil and trouble" is part of the refrain to their demonic incantation, an inspiring little number in tetrameter (four accents per line). 4-4-2 to the rest of us?
Reading through the comments section of M McNulty's latest missive makes me giggle.He's writing about a Bolton player and yet they still turn it into a pro/anti Un**ed or Chelsea thing.
ReplyDeletehail to thee, kevin (kevin??? keeeviiiinnn!!!!who's called kevin these days???) that shalt be dropped hereafter!
ReplyDeletejacks its not reality is it this top 4 teams only thing that happens on the bbc. i reckon theyre all accountants on their lunchbreaks
Blog, when kevin was born, 4 score and ten years ago, there were lots of Kevins.
ReplyDeleteWhat were there lots of?
er, is the correct answer Kevins, trott?
ReplyDeletecorrect (sorry I was a bit late with the affirmation).
ReplyDeleteDon't you think the man looks a bit like Bill Rawls from the US TV show 'The Wire'?
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's more than a coincidence there is a character in said programme is also called McNulty....
http://images.wikia.com/thewire/images/b/b5/Rawls.jpg