Berbatov exposes Liverpool decline
How hard is the Morning Glory brought on by the thought of Tom Hicks?
-hard to the stomach (according to Phil - his words, not mine!)
How average was Liverpool’s Morning Glory?
-too average?
Too average?!?!? Phil's fertile mind coins such dazzling concepts like a mint.
How long were they too average?
-too long
Make your mind up, Phil. Were they too average or too long?
What must bristley old SAF do to the frailty which we saw in the last blog throwing lifelines willy nilly?
-dress it up
What low alcohol beer is Count Berbatov's secret avatar (no bats for this Bela-Lugosi lookylikey)?
-Cantona-lite ( proof : he once Chinese burned a spectator when he got sent off)
What has this lite beer thrown off?
-the shackles
What circus tricks was Berbatov performing against the Liverpool transvestites in completing his treble?
- juggling, bicycle kicks and soaring high
Now the Count has moved out of his Transylvanian shadows and they’ve found a shirt which fits him, which part of the stage does he occupy?
-centre
That point would have been a blooming big point had it been won at all as keen painter and decorator Roy Hodgson could have used it to paper over what exactly, Phil?
-the cracks
P&D Hodgson needs to be saving up his hard earned P&D money now for the inescapeable ransom as, whether or not they win the league, he is going to be what at the end of the season?
-a hostage
Verdict
Back on form, Phil. Carnivalesque cross-dressing and Karnoalesque circus acts aplenty, as befits the occasion.
A few warning-signs, though, Phil; worryingly eroticised imagery used in relation to Tom Hicks and that old Public School obsession with bondage is bubbling back up to the surface. Cold shower before the next blog for you, old son.
8/10
Phil "Space" McNulty has consulted his lawyers.
ReplyDeleteUpon waking up they asked him if he fancied a pie,a pint and a shag for a quid.
Hmmm,what make of pie?
After reading this genius piece it almost tempts me to go and read Phil's offering,..........
ReplyDeleteI said almost.
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ReplyDeleteoi blogs... yeah you, i think you might be a genius, i really do... theres me pushing my fourth rate Charlie brooker turd and meanwhile your dallying with cowabungarificness, your proper good you are mate...
ReplyDeleteDagnabit Bloggy, curiosity, that cat murdering bastard, got the better of me and I had to check it out, post even;
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Fuck it.
I won't hear a word against Mr McNumpty on here, fellas. Yes he mangles his words. No we have not forgiven him for being somehow complicit by whisper in the corridor for the ejection of our leader Robbo from the Halls of the Beeb and although he's better out of the Ministry of Truth that the BBC has become, thats not the point. And it is true that he doesn't publish any of our intelligent and witty (to us but lets face it we're all a bit warped aren't we?) and it's also true that he will not publish links to this his ONLY tribute blog, but he's no more a cunt than i am a genius. Cunts have a use.
ReplyDeleteBut you are a genius blog, so you've just called him a ..........
ReplyDeleteNot on this blog sir.
brill blog, I've been looking for a place to post my Big Sam chewing Wrigleys-biting one's lip cliche, I think I've found it, praises.
ReplyDeleteI was in Transylvania once in the 80's, back when Rumania was still communist, run by that Carcesco (sp) fellah. It was a shock to be approached by blokes in bear skin hats asking to change money. They all had "BBC" in big letters on the back of their donkey jackets. Please remind me to tell you about the rest of the experience one day.
...sorry Phil that could be misconstrued. Im not saying you're useless. Im saying you are an artist and all art is perfectly useless.
ReplyDeletetrott - tell me over a beer in the Dungheap one day.
ReplyDeleteH - you are too kind siree.
i'm starting to believe the hype. me, phil and sam alerdee-chay will have to get together to work out a plan of world conquest.