Man City Prove Mancini Wrong

Phil says Mancini was like some kind of Prof Branestawm, (the finest creation of former Leeds defender Bite-yer-legs Norman Hunter) with a weird blueprint of dead intricate drawings of how to take back the Prem, using a cunningly designed Heath Robinson steam engine or summat... what did he finally do with it today?
-He revealed it of course.

Then Prof Mancini lined up his prediction and shot what through the middle of it?
-A hole.

A prediction with a hole shot in it will stop the season becoming what kind of west London perambulation
-A Stamford Bridge stroll

Mancini raised a cheeky voyeur in the showers eyebrow. (Ed Milliband was in there too with his victorious nose). Chelsea, he said are how much more well-endowed than their rivals?  
-Several lengths.  

Despite of or perhaps because of these well endowed proportions, what does public schoolboy Phil deny that they are?
-Untouchable

And weilding their massive knobs like rubber truncheons on flies, what have they done to their rivals, Phil?
-swatted them aside

Ever wonder what happened to Mancini's flowing locks? Phil informs us. his roots, like triffids, must have ripped themselves up because they held Ancellotti and did what around Chelsea?
-Entwined themselves

Despite the monster phalluses and rampaging triffids, the mad scientst blueprints and the predictions with holes shot in them where did man city still manage to stand with their toes?
-to toe

Toure's toes must be chuffing massive because hes the size of what aristocratic rural residence?
-a large country house

Mistaking it for an appetizing snack, what did the Country Mansion Transformer Toure then do with the ball?
-Fed Tevez.

He must be a haunted mansion because Ramires looked like hed seen what?
-a ghost.

Verdict 

Where have you BEEN, Phil? Visiting relatives in the country pile I guess and reminiscing about your schooldays. Giving us this classic blog. Top notch, old chap.

10/10