Man Utd 3 - 2 Liverpool
Unexpectedly, what did Liverpools frailty have the strength to do throw Man Utd, Phil?
-a lifeline
What say was Count Berbatov determined to have before he returned to his coffin?
-the final one
Like that other ginger prince, Ron Weasley, what were Liverpool distincly second best for?
- long spells
And like some Houdini of the crustaceous world, what had the Liverpool defense locked themselves up in?
-a shell
Did they ever escape, and perhaps go over Viagra Falls in a barrel of prozzies?
- ?
[Discrete as ever, Phil will hint it but not disclose the BDSM goings on of the after-match shenanigans. ]
Verdict
Bit of a horror show, really. Apocalyptic undertones of sado-masochisticisicism, vampires and despair. Depressing. 2/10. You're slipping, son.
Recommendation
At a time when the BBC is under intense pressure to lower its standards to save money, Phil, more mixed metaphors, light-hearted jokes and inconsequential tittle-tattle should boost readership. You know, like in the writings of Robbo Robson and Chris Charles.
So, McNugget has cast the final spell which gave the shell a lifeline but McU won anyway?
ReplyDeletehes in a barrel of laughs chained to a monkey and hermione granger heading over a Viagra falls of hopelessness, trott
ReplyDeleteThanks bloggy man, you've saved me having to browse his crappy post, this was Phil in a McNutshell.
ReplyDelete"Viagra falls of hopelessness"
ReplyDeleteIt;s true, what goes up must always come down.
Phil,which 3 ex-footballers would you like to see create a band?
ReplyDeleteEmerson,Lake and Palmer
Blogs, you are genius...
ReplyDeletethat phil Mcnulty... what a prize berk!
I love the marks out of 10 Blog.
ReplyDeleteJust been checking upcoming fixtures and can't see McNumps being bothered to attend Utd's next two games away to Bolton and Sunderland. He's too good for that (sorry Trotts). Instead I predict that we'll see him at Citeh v Chelski, followed by Chelski v Arse. These are fixtures more suited to a Chief Football Writer.
cheers guys.
ReplyDeleterba - prize berk!!! cough splutter!! what do you mean???