Everton 0 - 1 Newcastle
where are Everton rooted, Phil?
- in the bottom 3
what was King Arfa (you can borrow that if you want, Phil) doing at half-time?
-having a stroke
gar. misread that one. sorry. take 2 :
at what resonant tocsin indicative of the half time interval did Arfa score?
-the stroke
as well as being rooted there where are the guys at everton also languishing?
-near the bottom
what was Tom Howard forced to do?
-palm away joey barton
shortly after, what did king arfa deliver of the indefinable essence which made of him a hot property?
- a taste
Phil - how did moyes get life into his side?
-he injected it, it says here
and what did Coleman get on the ball?
-a touch
and was that an example of Coleman's balls?
-(unusually, Phil fails to answer this question)
Verdict.
Phil, you made this game sound like a homosexual orgy in a catholic seminary, a brilliant, if disturbing metaphor for the BBC's approach to sports journalism.
further evidence of your use of Burrough's cut-up tecnique can be found in your concluding remark : "Newcastle held on for three deserved win".
a brave experiment in literary sports writing, but a bit pervy.
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