Ferguson's choice exposes Champions League flaws
what does SAF play with his team selection?
-fast and loose
Phil, by how much is it far too predictable?
-half
what kind of a ship would this tournament be, if it were a ship and not a football tournament?
-a flagship
what did SAF see?
-fit
what kind of a sad reflection is this particular sad reflection, Phil?
-a miscalculation
what kind of Red Indian line up was this?
-a patchy
and by what reckoning was this a patchy line up?
-any
against what immoveable element of the built environment must they have felt they were banging their heads for 90 minutes?
-a brick wall
and into what type of suburban street had they turned?
-a cul de sac
what were they doing for the for the subtle touches of this season's revitalised Berbatov?
-crying out
despite all this pain and crying how will they paradoxically qualify?
-in comfort
what mutually contradictory minor battles and elements of etiquette are these early games comparable to?
-skirmishes and formalities
what is too often missing from the competition?
-a cutting edge
what game did the war of attrition confusingly develop into (clue : you will not often see these two elements in a game of football)?
-attack against defence
what kind of lifting gear was evidently employed by the rangers defence?
-block and tackle
how would you implausibly characterise United's possession, Phil?
-ceaseless
how would you characterise the leg-breaking tackle, Phil?
-innocuous
when did rio's World Cup end?
-before it began
How could one describe this encounter in marked contrast to your own writing style, Phil?
-turgid
Verdict
infectious blogulism 10/10
much as i admire and respect you, phil, i will be sorely tempted to moderate your posts when you start to post here
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ReplyDeletewhere has my comment disappeared to? I've been modded, it's a fuckin' outrage! Honest, I commented before, already, hours ago. Fuck this, same old shit as under the old regime, I'm off to bed.
ReplyDeleteohhhhhh now I get it, the comments have to be approved, classic Blog!
ReplyDeletehow do you find the postings of blogdignag?
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ReplyDeletei love you guys i really do.
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ReplyDeletehaha pre-mod is fun! i understand now phil!
ReplyDeleteBloggy....want to make a million?
ReplyDeletestart yer own oatcake shop darn sarf.
thats a bloody good idea scholesy. even better, i sell you the franchise?
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hahaha, mod cunts, there was nothing wrong with my first comment. clicking on house rules take me to the Port Vale website, that's blog marketing at its abusive finest. dubbelchuckel
ReplyDeleteblogmeister, I reckon it's a safe bet that McNuggest will be at the ManU v LFC game and already has three different drafts of his report prepared. This means that you have probably predicted all three and composed in draft form a response to each. He'll be posting 4 minutes after the press conference has ended!
ReplyDeletei headr he just cuts and pastes from old match reports, but i dnt believe it, trott.
ReplyDeletehowever it is true that in one match report he refers to man u as "west bromwich albon" throughout the third paragraph.